TOM PETTY

Barring something utterly unforeseen, there should be no "wardrobe malfunctions" at this year's Super Bowl. And thank Christ for that. The sight of one of TOM PETTY's albino-cadaver boobs might just set off one giant, global upchuck of chips, dip, and chicken wings.

As for the game, I'll be pulling for the Patriots and my favorite Brady since "Mike." Tom Terrific and I are both University of Michigan grads, after all, though our times there did not coincide. So, here's sending a salutary Super Bowl shout-out to all the starting U-M quarterbacks of my bygone era (Michael Taylor, Demetrius Brown, Elvis Grbac, Todd Collins): Eat your maize-and-blue hearts out....

[MP3] "American Girl" [1976]
[MP3] "Breakdown" [1976]

[MP3] "I Need to Know" [1978]

[MP3] "Refugee" [1979]
[MP3] "Even the Losers [1979]

[MP3] "The Waiting" [1981]

[MP3] "You Got Lucky" [1982]

[MP3] "Don't Come Around Here No More" [1985]
[MP3] "Rebels" [1985]

[MP3] "Learning to Fly" [1989]
[MP3] "Two Gunslingers" [1989]