HEAVENLY

And now, apropos of absolutely nothing, a couple of 12-year-old tracks from defunct twee-poppers HEAVENLY. (This is what happens when you start digging around in the archives....)

[MP3] "Nous Ne Somes Pas Des Anges"

[MP3] "Space Manatee"

THE LURIOS

THE LURIOS hail from the North of England and feature two (yes, two) sets of brothers. I would call their brand of music "Britpop" (but then, I call just about every brand of music out of England "Britpop"). Their debut album is called A WAY OUT FROM THE BOREDOM.

[MP3] "Digit's Dance"

[MP3] "Part of the Deal"

THE OFFSPRING - PART 1

In certain ways, THE OFFSPRING have always been a step behind and below their alterna-punk brethren GREEN DAY. Their breakthrough album, SMASH, showed up two months after Green Day's breakthrough album, DOOKIE. DOOKIE sold 10+ million units U.S.; SMASH sold 6+ million units U.S. Green Day have won Grammys, boatloads of MTV Music Awards, and went a long way toward locking down their legacy with the critical & commercial success of 2004's AMERICAN IDIOT; the Offspring... well... not so much.

Fact is, the Offspring have always seemed significantly more frat-boy shallow and gimmicky than their more celebrated counterparts. Goofy-lyricked novelty songs like "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" may have helped them sell 40+ million records worldwide, but they don't do much to build artistic credibility. Of course, if the members of Offspring are truly "punks," then they don't give two shits out of a rat's ass about artistic credibility (or record sales, for that matter). But I've always thought they were more "pop-metal" than "punk," and when they choose to introduce a bit of ska into the mix, they can start to sound a hell of a lot like SUGAR RAY.

All of this remains true on the Offspring's latest LP, RISE AND FALL, RAGE AND GRACE, which was released back in June. We'll work our way up to that, eventually, with next week's Part 2. For now, though, how 'bout a trip back to 1994, when the Offspring, Green Day, and (to a lesser extent) RANCID set about stealing some of grunge's thunder....

THE OFFSPRING on MySPACE.

From the LP AMERICANA, 1998 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "Why Don't You Get a Job?"

From the LP IXNAY ON THE HOMBRE, 1997 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "Gone Away"

From the LP SMASH, 1994 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
[MP3] [VID] "Gotta Get Away"
[MP3] "What Happened to You?"

KYLIE AULDIST

The '60s/Motown/Phil Spector/DUSTY SPRINGFIELD revivalist movement shows no sign of abating. To the list of THE PIPETTES, AMY WINEHOUSE, DUFFY, and ADELE, you may consider adding Australian singer KYLIE AULDIST. Entirely up to you....

KYLIE AULDIST on MySPACE.

[MP3] "Community Service Announcement"

[MP3] "No Use"

EARLIMART

It was just this past September that I was telling anybody who would listen:

"L.A.-based EARLIMART have always been a bit too averse to verse-chorus-verse convention for me to ever feel overly cuddly and comfortable with them. That's probably just the way they wanted it."

I went on to point out that their 2007 release, MENTOR TORMENTOR, took them in a slightly more traditional direction (which pleased this musical traditionalist no end). The "band" is down to just AARON ESPINOZA and ARIANA MURRAY these days, and each continues to contribute songs and vocals to the now nine-year-old enterprise. Their latest album, HYMN AND HER, was released July 1.

From the LP HYMN AND HER, 2008 >>>
[MP3] "Time for Yourself"
[MP3] "For the Birds"

From the LP MENTOR TORMENTOR, 2007 >>>
[MP3] "Nevermind the Phonecalls"
[MP3] "Happy Alone"

THE TURTLES - PART 2

THE TURTLES on WIKIPEDIA.

[MP3] "It Ain't Me Babe" [1965]

[MP3] "Guide for the Married Man" [1967]

[MP3] "Elenore" [1968]

[MP3] "Flyin' High" [1966]

[MP3] "She'd Rather Be With Me" [1967]

[MP3] "Surfer Dan" [1968]

THE TURTLES - PART 1

While I was compiling my recent HALCION DAZE mix, I came across the song "Guide for the Married Man" by THE TURTLES. I don't really remember how I came across it (or why, for that matter). Maybe the title seemed to fit what that mix was starting to feel like for me -- something having to do with 1960s domesticity, behind-the-scenes debauchery, etc. The TV series "Mad Men" certainly played a part, as I was then in the process of watching the first season on DVD. Though I came to think the show is overrated (the writing, in particular, but also the acting of everyone other than John Slattery), I loved the look and feel of the thing. The overall vibe, I guess.

Anyway, before I get too far off track... I ultimately deemed the Turtles' tune unsuitable for the mix, but I still liked the song. Previous to that, I'd only really been familiar with a handful of the band's hits -- the great "Happy Together" first and foremost. A deeper investigation seemed in order. Here are the results of said investigation....

[MP3] "Happy Together" [1967]

[MP3] "You Baby" [1966]

[MP3] "She's My Girl" [1967]

[MP3] "You Showed Me" [1968]

[MP3] "Can I Get to Know You Better" [1966]

[MP3] "Eve of Destruction" [1965]

ODDS 'N' SODS #18

[MP3] TRAVIS/"Sarah" [2008]

[MP3] UH HUH HER/"Not a Love Song" [2008]

[MP3] RON SEXSMITH/"One Last Round" [2008]

[MP3] THE CLOUD ROOM/"24 Hr Heartbreak" [2007]

[MP3] KIETHEVEZ/"Non Compos Mentis" [2008]

[MP3] THE MAGNETIC FIELDS/"Meaningless" [1999]

NOAH AND THE WHALE

I have no idea whether London's NOAH AND THE WHALE took their name from the Noah Baumbach film "The Squid and the Whale," but I kind of hope they did. Because I like that film (and I seem to be liking fewer and fewer films, as the years go by). More importantly, for our purposes here, I like the band -- which has a laid-back, literary vibe that evokes BELLE AND SEBASTIAN and MOJAVE 3. Their debut LP, PEACEFUL, THE WORLD LAYS ME DOWN, will be released next month.

(Oh, wait a minute... there's a story in that Bible-book-thing about a guy named Noah, isn't there? And another with some other guy and a whale. Jonah, Noah, Moby Dick, MOBY GRAPE, MOBY... who can keep these people straight...?)

NOAH AND THE WHALE on MySPACE.

[MP3] [VID] "5 Years Time"

[MP3] "Give a Little Love"

DONNA SUMMER

I'm feeling love today, and you know I love to love you, baby. A little hot stuff seems to be what's needed to get this party started, so, without further ado, we undim all the lights for a bad girl who works hard for the money -- Ms. DONNA SUMMER (nee LaDonna Adrian Gaines).

Yes, that's right, the disco diva is still kickin' it at age 59 -- with a new album (CRAYONS) to boot. A little alarming, frankly, to hear La Donna singing tunes that sound like they were written for '90s-era boy bands, but the two below pass at least some modicum of muster....

[MP3] "The Queen is Back"

[MP3] "Be Myself Again"

CANSEI DE SER SEXY (CSS)

After miles and miles of MELLENCAMP & American heartland highway, it's time to take a slow boat to Brazil. On second thought, screw "slow"; we need one of those sleek, "Miami Vice"-styled cigarette boats to rocket us to Rio. Time's a'waistin'.

CANSEI DE SER SEXY (aka CSS) offer us female-fronted electro-pop. Their new CD, DONKEY, dropped yesterday. You don't have to go to Rio to pick it up.

CANSEI DE SER SEXY on MySPACE.

From the LP DONKEY, 2008 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "Left Behind"
[MP3] "Jager Yoga"

From the LP CANSEI DE SER SEXY, 2006 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "Music is My Hot, Hot Sex"

JOHN MELLENCAMP - PART 3

JOHN MELLENCAMP on MySPACE.

From the LP LIFE, DEATH, LOVE & FREEDOM, 2008 >>>
[MP3] "My Sweet Love"

From the LP FREEDOM'S ROAD, 2007 >>>
[MP3] "Someday"

From the LP CUTTIN' HEADS, 2001 >>>
[MP3] "Peaceful World" [w/INDIA.ARIE]

From the LP JOHN MELLENCAMP, 1998 >>>
[MP3] "Eden is Burning"

From the LP MR. HAPPY GO LUCKY, 1996 >>>
[MP3] "Just Another Day"

JOHN MELLENCAMP - PART 2

In which the heretofore JOHNNY COUGAR/JOHN COUGAR/JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP finally arrives back at plain-ol'-man-o'-the-people-soundin' JOHN MELLENCAMP. Can't you just smell the authenticity? (That's the smell of Kokomo in the springtime. Or French Lick. Or... you know... Gary.)

From the LP DANCE NAKED, 1994 >>>
[MP3] "Wild Night" [w/ME'SHELL NDEGEOCELLO]
[MP3] "Dance Naked"

From the LP HUMAN WHEELS, 1993 >>>
[MP3] "Human Wheels"
[MP3] "What If I Came Knocking"

From the LP WHENEVER WE WANTED, 1991 >>>
[MP3] "Again Tonight"

From the LP BIG DADDY, 1989 >>>
[MP3] "Jackie Brown"

From the LP THE LONESOME JUBILEE, 1987 >>>
[MP3] "We Are the People"

PARKA

90 degrees outside... 80 degrees inside... so there's really no call for a parka, coat, jacket, poncho, or any other variety of outerwear today. But I guess we'll make an exception for the Scottish band that calls itself PARKA (come to think of it, we already dealt with the band that calls itself MY MORNING JACKET a couple weeks ago).

Parka (the band) has an album out called ATTACK OF THE HUNDRED YARD HARDMAN, which sounds like the title of a gay porn video centering around American football locker-room/shower shenanigans -- tight ends becoming wide receivers, etc. The first song below is fairly standard, modern-day Britpop. The latter channels THE B-52's (who could probably provide a pretty fabulous soundtrack to a gay porn video centering around American football locker-room/shower shenanigans). (If Tom Brady is in it, I am so there....).

PARKA on MySPACE.

[MP3] [VID] "Better Anyway"

[MP3] "DJ in the Corner"

MATTHEW SWEET

I mentioned MATTHEW SWEET in the last post, so now seems as good a time as any to preview a couple tracks from his upcoming album (SWEET SUNSHINE LIES; August 26).

Back in the day, everyone went over-the-moon-batshit-ga-ga over the song "Girlfriend" and its attendant, "buzzworthy" video. Me, I'm more of a 100% FUN/BLUE SKY ON MARS/IN REVERSE kind of guy. (And I consider anime to be one of the most annoying things ever conceived by man.)

MATTHEW SWEET on MySPACE.

[MP3] "Feel Fear"

[MP3] "Around You Now"

YOUTH GROUP

Going into this post, I found myself wondering if anybody thought of the band YOUTH GROUP as the Australian COLDPLAY. Perhaps because their sound seems designed to appeal to the masses. Their gestures may be a bit less grand and blustery, but their edges are just as soft. No one was harmed in the making of this music; no one will be harmed listening to it. Rather reassuring, that.

Turns out, though, that Coldplay may not be the best reference point. DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE gets mentioned (pre-NARROW STAIRS, one presumes). One review cited BADLY DRAWN BOY. Another: MATTHEW SWEET. I agree that there's much "pop" in their pop-rock, and, in that regard, singer TOBY MARTIN has an absolutely ideal voice for carrying their message forth -- clean, pristine, yearning but never overreaching.

(P.S. Though I only stumbled upon it while checking YouTube for videos to today's selected songs, the skateboarding video footage accompanying "Forever Young" is uncommonly apt & engaging. This isn't eXtreme, X-Games-styled jumps, stunts, thrills & spills, mind you. Just slow, woozy '70s nostalgia that perfectly complements the music. And you needn't have been a kid in the 1970s -- like yours truly -- to find yourself a bit beguiled by it.]

YOUTH GROUP on MySPACE.

From the LP THE NIGHT IS OURS, 2008 >>>
[MP3] "One for Another"
[MP3] "Babies in Your Dreams"

From the LP CASINO TWILIGHT DOGS, 2006 >>>
[MP3] "Sorry"
[MP3] "Dead Zoo"
[VID] "Forever Young" [ALPHAVILLE cover]

From the LP SKELETON JAR, 2005 >>>
[MP3] "Lillian Lies"
[MP3] "Someone Else's Dream"

THE CONFUSIONS

I don't have a lot of background information on Sweden's THE CONFUSIONS, so the music's going to have to do the talking here. They seem to be a band. With six (or so) members. From Sweden. Dark-edged indie-rock. Songs are rife with catchy elements yet refuse to unspool in staid, predictable ways. (First three songs below taken from their 2008 album, THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY.)

THE CONFUSIONS on MySPACE.

[MP3] "Whatever Money Can Buy"

[MP3] [VID] "The Logo"

[VID] "Perfect Plan"

BONUS MEDIA ADDENDA >>>

[MP3] "All Dressed Up" [acoustic version] [2007]

[VID] "The Pilot" [2002]

BLONDFIRE

We're big fans of brother/sister duos around these parts. We've had Australia's ANGUS & JULIA STONE. Sweden's THE KNIFE. Downey, California's THE CARPENTERS. (Not to mention Detroit's leg-pulling/piss-taking WHITE STRIPES.)

Now, we have NYC's BLONDFIRE (formerly ASTAIRE). ERICA & BRUCE DRISCOLL were born in Grand Rapids, MI but spent a good chunk of their childhoods in Brazil. Perhaps not surprisingly, then, they cite ANTONIO CARLOS JOBIM and ASTRUD GILBERTO as influences.

Overall, the Driscolls' smooth, cosmopolitan pop bears a resemblance to that purveyed by their fellow New Yorkers, IVY.

BLONDFIRE on MySPACE.

[MP3] "Always the Last to Know"

[MP3] "Pretty Young Thing"

BECK - PART 2

At which time we reach the end of the road (or beginning of the road, as the case may be) i/r/t Mr. BEK DAVID CAMPBELL aka BECK HANSEN aka BECK. (For our purposes here, we will discreetly seek to ignore the fact that the man is a Scientologist. Jeepers creepers!)

From the LP SEA CHANGE, 2002 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "Lost Cause"

From the LP MIDNITE VULTURES, 1999 >>>
[MP3] "Pressure Zone"

From the LP MUTATIONS, 1998 >>>
[MP3] "Dead Melodies"

From the LP ODELAY, 1996 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "The New Pollution"

From the LP MELLOW GOLD, 1994 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "Loser"

AZURE RAY - PART 2

AZURE RAY on ALLMUSIC.

From the LP HOLD ON LOVE, 2003 >>>
[MP3] "If You Fall"
[MP3] "Nothing Like a Song"
[MP3] "Sea of Doubts"

BONUS TRACKS >>>

[MP3] MARIA TAYLOR/"My Own Fault"

[MP3] ORENDA FINK/"Bloodline"

AZURE RAY - PART 1

Omaha-by-way-of-Athens-by-way-of-Alabama's AZURE RAY have been out of business for four years now, but their music lives on -- slow, dark, and pretty.

So, back in time we go, to let MARIA TAYLOR and ORENDA FINK beguile us, albeit bittersweetly....

From the LP BURN AND SHIVER, 2002
[MP3] "Rest Your Eyes"
[MP3] "The New Year"

From the EP NOVEMBER, 2002 >>>
[MP3] "November"
[MP3] "No Signs of Pain"

From their self-titled LP, 2001 >>>
[MP3] "Displaced"
[MP3] "For No One"

HALCION DAZE: MUSIC TO SOOTHE THE '60s HOUSEWIFE

Left-click [HERE] to download the vintage ditties.

TRACKLIST >>>

01 percy faith and his orchestra/theme from "a summer place"
02 perry como/magic moments
03 doris day/perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
04 dean martin/sway
05 rosemary clooney/mambo italiano
06 claudio villa/tic ti, tic ta
07 patti page/conquest
08 elvis presley/surrender
09 shirley bassey/gone
10 bobby darin/mack the knife
11 peggy lee/fever
12 louis armstrong/kiss of fire
13 nina simone/don't let me be misunderstood
14 screamin' jay hawkins/i put a spell on you
15 roy orbison/mean woman blues
16 connie francis/fallin'
17 tom jones/delilah
18 dusty springfield/you don't own me
19 andy williams/music to watch girls by
20 lesley gore/maybe i know
21 bobby vinton/mr. lonely
22 marlene dietrich/kisses sweeter than wine
23 scott walker/next
24 edith piaf/non, je ne regrette rien
25 frank sinatra/that's life
26 dinah washington/cry me a river
27 keely smith/what is this thing called love?
28 nat king cole/l-o-v-e

ODDS 'N' SODS #17

[MP3] THE DISPLACEMENTS/"Down and Out" [2008]

[MP3] FONDA/"Surrender" [2003]

[MP3] STEPSONDAY/"Deep" [2008]

[MP3] BRETT ANDERSON/"Funeral Mantra" [2008]

[MP3] THE VINES/"A.S III" [2008]

[MP3] FRANK SINATRA/"French Foreign Legion" [1959]

LITTLE BEIRUT

Portland, Oregon's LITTLE BEIRUT should not be mistaken for Brooklyn, New York's BEIRUT or San Francisco, California's BAY ROOT. For one thing, Little Beirut play "melodic, intelligent, Brit-influenced rock and roll" which "makes you happy for being so sad." Ah-hah. Well, that explains that, then....

LITTLE BEIRUT on MySPACE.

[MP3] "Love During Wartime"

[MP3] "Belle de Jour"

SAD DAY FOR PUPPETS

Sweden's SAD DAY FOR PUPPETS should not be mistaken for England's THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS, America's MEAT PUPPETS, or Serbia's PUPPETINA. For one thing, Sad Day feature a female lead (in the person of ANNA EKLUND). For another, they play shoegaze-y pop that should appeal to fans of THE INNOCENCE MISSION and THE CURE but may put narcoleptics at peril. Might I suggest headphones & a bucket of Red Bull...?

From the EP JUST LIKE A GHOST, 2008 >>>
[MP3] "Hush"
[MP3] "Big Waves"

ALBERT HAMMOND, JR.

It's all about expectations. Two years ago, when STROKES second guitarist ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. released his debut solo LP, few people could have predicted what a surprisingly winning little charmer it would be. The fact that it didn't try too hard to be "meaningful" or "important" or "new" only added to its appeal.

But the light touch that Hammond so ably demonstrated back in 2006 proves a bit more elusive on follow-up COMO TE LLAMA?. The easy hooks don't come quite so easy this time around. The songs don't seem to want to separate themselves -- to stand out -- and the rather inevitable result is an album that's a bit ho-hum homogeneous.

Not a bad album, you understand. Just one that can't live up to the standard set by its pleasant-surprise predecessor. That's the bad news. But also, in a way, the good.

ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. on MySPACE.

From the LP COMO TE LLAMA?, 2008 >>>
[MP3] "GfC" [left-click] [ADDED WITH PERMISSION]
[MP3] "In My Room" [REMOVED BY REQUEST]
[MP3] "You Won't Be Fooled By This" [REMOVED BY REQUEST]

From the LP YOURS TO KEEP, 2006 >>>
[MP3] "In Transit"
[MP3] "101"

BONUS TRACK >>>

[MP3] ALBERT HAMMOND, SR./"It Never Rains in Southern California" [1972]

BECK - PART 1

While I'm not the world's biggest BECK fan, I can generally find something of at least passing interest on each of his albums. I found three such "somethings" on the new one, out today, MODERN GUILT. That may not sound like many, but it equals the number I unearthed on his two previous releases combined, so that's progress. (And, because I just know that you want to know... the third "something" from the new disc is a song called "Orphans." I'm confident, with just a bare minimum of initiative & ingenuity, you'll have little problem procuring it elsewhere on the 'net....)

From the LP MODERN GUILT, 2008 >>>
[MP3] "Gamma Ray"
[MP3] "Modern Guilt"

From the LP THE INFORMATION, 2006 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "Think I'm in Love"

From the LP GUERO, 2005 >>>
[MP3] [VID] "Girl"

FROM the LP SEA CHANGE, 2002 >>>
[MP3] "Sunday Sun"

THE MORNING BENDERS

You know, I was actually going to take today off. I figured I deserved it. Other than Saturdays, I don't think I've missed a day around here since the beginning of my... ahem... "non-voluntary" sobriety period last July.

But wouldn't you know it -- rather than being able to kick back and relax this morning, I found myself feeling much the same way I used to feel when I didn't get some vodka into my system by 1 PM: relentlessly restless & a bit itchy in my own skin.

So, I surrender (to the tunes, not the booze). And I have the perfect band -- with the perfect band name -- to usher me past the nausea & shakes. Northern California's THE MORNING BENDERS. Indie-poppers. Short, sunshiny songs with a bit o' the '60s in them. Better than an early-morning Bloody Mary? Debatable. But a nice enough alternative. (And a lot lighter on the liver.)

THE MORNING BENDERS on MySPACE.

From the LP TALKING THROUGH TIN CANS, 2008 >>>
[MP3] "Damnit Anna"
[MP3] [VID] "Waiting for a War"

...DORIS DAY...DEAN MARTIN...ROSEMARY CLOONEY...

This past Wednesday, I allowed you all a privileged peek into my mix-CD-making process, just so:

"On mix CDs, I always tend to want to follow a LEONARD COHEN song with MARIANNE FAITHFULL song. Or vice-versa. Don't ask me why. My brain just links them.

And so it is with CULTURE CLUB and MEN AT WORK (or vice-versa). Link City. Pavlov's-dog-automatic. Don't question it. Don't resist. Whatever will be, will be. (Speaking of which, a DORIS DAY song should always be followed by a DEAN MARTIN song which should always be followed by a ROSEMARY CLOONEY song. LOUIS PRIMA... PATTI PAGE... BOBBY DARIN... CONNIE FRANCIS... NAT KING COLE... DINAH WASHINGTON... and so on....)"

Well, the proof is in the pudding (and, if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding; how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?). What follows is a little 11-song mix that took me the better part of two days to wrangle into place. (The more observant amongst you will notice that I have not, in fact, followed my own template in wrangling said little mix into place. Bobby Darin, for one thing, objected to being wedged between Patti and Connie -- insisting, instead, that he be situated between Shirley and Peggy. The preening, prima-donna twat.)

Now, depending on how this goes, we may just show up again next week with another couple strings of tunes to bookmark this particular string of tunes. When all is said and done, if we have ourselves something resembling a full, 80-minute mix, we'll be quite the collective happy camper.

In the meantime, mix yourself up a Gibson, slip in a "Mad Men" DVD, recline thyself on the divan or the davenport or the chesterfield, and pretend the Kennedys aren't yet dead....

[01.]
PERRY COMO/"Magic Moments"
[MP3]

[02.]
DORIS DAY/"Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps"
[MP3]

[03.]
DEAN MARTIN/"Sway"
[MP3]

[04.]
ROSEMARY CLOONEY/"Mambo Italiano"
[MP3]

[05.]
CLAUDIO VILLA/"Tic Ti, Tic Ta"
[MP3]

[06.]
PATTI PAGE/"Conquest"
[MP3]

[07.]
ELVIS PRESLEY/"Surrender"
[MP3]

[08.]
SHIRLEY BASSEY/"Gone"
[MP3]

[09.]
BOBBY DARIN/"Mack the Knife"
[MP3]

[10.]
PEGGY LEE/"Fever"
[MP3]

[11.]
LOUIS ARMSTRONG/"Kiss of Fire"
[MP3]

01. DUFFY: ROCKFERRY

[MP3] "Stepping Stone"

02. THE SUBMARINES: HONEYSUCKLE WEEKS

[MP3] "Submarine Symphonika"

03. THE INDELICATES: AMERICAN DEMO

[MP3] "We Hate the Kids"

04. SONS AND DAUGHTERS: THIS GIFT

[MP3] "Gilt Complex"

05. AMANDA JENSSEN: KILLING MY DARLINGS

[MP3] "Amarula Tree"

TOP ALBUMS OF THE FIRST/HALF OF 2008

06. MATES OF STATE/Re-Arrange Us
07. THIS IS IVY LEAGUE/(s/t)
08. THE DUKE SPIRIT/Neptune
09. TILLY AND THE WALL/o
10. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS/Heretic Pride

BILLY IDOL

Uh-oh. This is starting to get a little out of hand now. Better put a stop to it pronto, before I start hauling out my old SCORPIONS, RATT, and QUIET RIOT records....

(Then again, if the likes of the Scorpions, Ratt, and Quiet Riot don't scare you too terribly, you can always go [HERE] and revel in the sheer overblown wonder of it all.)

BILLY IDOL on WIKIPEDIA.

[MP3] [VID] "Dancing With Myself" [1981]

[MP3] [VID] "White Wedding" [1982]

[MP3] [VID] "Mony Mony" [1981]

OMD

You know, it was just about exactly a year ago that I had myself an ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK itch that just demanded to be scratched. A quick post comprised of "Electricity," "Souvenir," and "Tesla Girls" proved a suitable salve.

Today, though, we're venturing into their ballad-pop period -- and to the songs that are likely their best known. Nostalgia, anyone?

[MP3] [VID] "If You Leave" [1986]

[MP3] [VID] "Dreaming" [1988]

[MP3] [VID] "So in Love" [1985]

EURYTHMICS

Hey, who invited the orange-haired gay dude to the party? He looks like BOWIE's younger brother. Pretty good singer, though....

EURYTHMICS on WIKIPEDIA.

[MP3] [VID] "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" [1983]

[MP3] [VID] "Here Comes the Rain Again" [1983]

[MP3] [VID] "Would I Lie to You?" [1985]

MEN AT WORK

On mix CDs, I always tend to want to follow a LEONARD COHEN song with MARIANNE FAITHFULL song. Or vice-versa. Don't ask me why. My brain just links them.

And so it is with CULTURE CLUB and MEN AT WORK (or vice-versa). Link City. Pavlov's-dog-automatic. Don't question it. Don't resist. Whatever will be, will be. (Speaking of which, a DORIS DAY song should always be followed by a DEAN MARTIN song which should always be followed by a ROSEMARY CLOONEY song. LOUIS PRIMA... PATTI PAGE... BOBBY DARIN... CONNIE FRANCIS... NAT KING COLE... DINAH WASHINGTON... and so on....)

[MP3] [VID] "Who Can It Be Now?" [1982]

[MP3] [VID] "Down Under" [1982]

[MP3] [VID] "Overkill" [1983]

CULTURE CLUB

I hadn't intended for this to become "We Love the '80s Week" around here, but it just kind of went that way. Seeing as I'm a slave to inertia, I was powerless to stop the general trend. So, onward and backward....

I was listening to some old mix CDs last week when I came across the old CULTURE CLUB chestnut, "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me." I have to say, it sounded pretty great -- not as much a prisoner of its time as I would have expected. And I was reminded that BOY GEORGE -- back before he started inviting the New York City Police Department to his apartment for cocaine hijinks with his imprisoned male Norwegian houseguest -- had quite a nice set of pipes. Here's proof....

[MP3] [VID] "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" [1982]

[MP3] [VID] "Karma Chameleon" [1983]

[MP3] [VID] "Time (Clock of the Heart)" [1982]

THE GO-GO'S

The logical follow-through would have had a solo BELINDA CARLISLE filling this spot, but "Mad About You," "Heaven is a Place on Earth," "I Feel Weak," and "Circle in the Sand" all sounded just a bit too '80s-disposable for my tastes.

Now, obviously, THE GO-GO's weren't the most substantial of musical groups -- and their sound is hardly timeless -- but the guilt I feel in posting the subsequent troika is entirely of the "pleasurable" variety. And I can live with that just fine.

THE GO-GO's on MySPACE.

[MP3] "We Got the Beat" [1981]

[MP3] "Vacation" [1982]

[MP3] "Head Over Heels" [1984]